Actual Newspaper Headlines

[Jay Edward (deceased)]

Actual Newspaper Headliners
 
     * Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
     * Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
     * Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
     * Safety Experts  Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
     * Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
     * Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
     * Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
     * British Left Waffles On Falkland  Islands
     * Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms
     * Eye Drops Off Shelf
     * Teachers Strike Idle Kids
     * Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead
     * Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
     * Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
     * Miners Refuse To Work After Death
     * Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
     * Stolen Painting Found By Tree
     * Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
     * Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
       * War Dims Hope For Peace
     * If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
     * Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
     * Deer Kill 17,000
     * Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
     * Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
     * Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
     * Man Struck By Lightening Faces Battery Charge
     * New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
     * Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
     * Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy
     * Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire
     * Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
     * Local High School Dropout Cuts In Half
     * New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
     * Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

[davidlt89]

I found this pretty funny!!!!! God Bless.

[Gunslingergirl]

I have written headlines in the past.  I it harder than it looks.  I am proud to say I never wrote any as bad as those.

[Jay Edward (deceased)]

Yes... but I recall the newspaper article about you where it spoke of how the other ladies laughed when you were leaving to go shooting:

Gunslingergirl Slings Gun As Girls Grin.

[Clueless]

Pretty neat.  :smiley:

[Shotgunhemi]

Haha! Great headlines,      ''Deer kill 17,000''   hehehe!

[Gunslingergirl]

A little premature on that one Jay, but a good headline all the same.  Nice alliteration too.

[gitano]

Worth a bounce to the top of the list.

Paul

[Paul Hoskins]

Sure is, Paul, I miss all those people posting in that thread. I think about Gunslingergirl  Christine) and wonder what she's doing these days. .Thanks for the reminder. ....Paul H ....