Lexophilias

jaeger88 · November 21, 2019, 12:27:49 AM

I used to be a Werewolf, but I'm alright Nowwwwwwwwwww !

gitano · November 21, 2019, 02:54:59 AM

Quote from: jaeger88;154264To the Person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts...

Paul

Jamie.270 · November 24, 2019, 10:16:30 AM

"People who refuse to use auto-correct are going straight to heel."

Jamie.270 · December 07, 2019, 08:12:42 PM

Why do ambulances require two drivers at all times?

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Because they must always have pair o' medics.

Jamie.270 · December 13, 2019, 06:57:06 PM

I hear the UK has voted in favor of fixing Climate Change.

They're going "corbyn-neutral."

gitano · December 13, 2019, 07:54:30 PM

Paul

Jamie.270 · December 25, 2019, 10:08:48 PM

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?

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The elfabet!

Jamie.270 · December 26, 2019, 06:13:06 PM

My wife was wondering who our son got his looks from.

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I told her I figured it was apparent.

Jamie.270 · December 31, 2019, 01:21:36 PM

Stay safe tonight!

Jamie.270 · January 26, 2020, 06:49:56 PM

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods.

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But it's harder to deter gents.

Jamie.270 · January 30, 2020, 04:47:04 PM

gitano · January 30, 2020, 06:47:28 PM

:laugh:

Paul

sakorick · February 09, 2020, 11:22:52 AM

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Jamie.270 · February 16, 2020, 06:46:32 PM

What do you call a fake plant?

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Fauxliage

gitano · February 16, 2020, 07:53:15 PM

Paul