Because j0e_bl0ggs asked...

[JaDub]

Couldn`t believe my eyes when I saw the target.  `Course I was shooting off my bench fixture.  Shooting off hand I`m afraid  I induce a bit of `scatter`.  

[j0e_bl0ggs (deceased)]

Someone around here was muttering something along the lines of '....must have fell out the tree and banged its nose'

[gitano]

Tell him he's a coward for not posting it himself. My skin's thicker than the squirrel's!

Paul

[Hunterbug]

I like Mini-Mags in my 10/22. In my Winchester 67 I use CCI standard velocity for rabbits. I only take dead shots but I've always had them pass right through and the rabbits die right there.

[gitano]

I only take dead shots too.

Paul

[jaeger88]

Ah, must I be plagued in this journey through life, forever being misquoted, & accused of sarcasm ?.

I distinctly recall my actual words were, "If it wasn't Gitano that posted this, I could be forgiven for believing that the poor defenseless flea ridden tree rat, departed its lofty perch in such fear & haste when the SSS bullet tumbled past, that it lost its footing, fell to the ground and departed this life with a broken neck & a bloody nose".

Unfortunately, j0e_bl0ggs, who is I believe partially deaf, due to exposure to loud noises, ( though hes not married, & now in the UK we can sport sound moderators on all our rifles, admittedly at the extortionate average price of about 300 quid for a center fire mod & 35 for rim-fire ), must have miss heard my mumbled words !.

A simple mistake !.  

I rest my case.

[sakorick]

Secret ballot time. Two thumbs up for Guilty, Greentoung for not guilty.

Drumroll............

[JaDub]

I'm a firm believer in  blind voting.  
 
   " Alright,  EVERYONE cover your  eyes and raise your hand. "

[gitano]

What are we voting for? J0e_bl0gg's version, or jaeger88's version. Knowing j0e_bl0ggs, I'm going with jeager88.

[j0e_bl0ggs (deceased)]

Wow, that wasn't very Christian of you...

[j0e_bl0ggs (deceased)]

If you look up sarcasm in the dictionary it says 'see: jaeger88'

[sakorick]

[gitano]

This is the SECOND squirrel I have shot SINCE the one in the picture above! I don't know where they're all coming from! I saw this one doing "funny" stuff on the branches of the trees near the feeder. As I watched it for a bit, I realized that it was robbing all the little stashes of the birds! They come to the feeder and fill up, then continue to take suet and seeds and stash them around for a "rainy" day. The blasted squirrel was robbing all their stashes! Time to die.

There's even a little blood for those of you 'doubting' my ability to actually hit them.

Paul

[j0e_bl0ggs (deceased)]

Nice one another expired tree-rat!

As would be said on a uk forum 'well you shot that a little far back...harumph harumph'...

Dead squizzer is a dead squizzer as far as I am concerned, shame they munch on softwoods.

Have not seen the hi-speed Usain Bolt style squizzer in my back yard lately prolly will appear when dickybird feeders get filled.

[gitano]

Actually, that was the exit. The entrance was right behind the shoulder.

Paul