Lexophilias

sakorick · July 12, 2019, 07:54:30 PM

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

sakorick · July 13, 2019, 01:13:20 PM

When chemists die, they barium

sakorick · July 15, 2019, 02:12:05 PM

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.

sakorick · July 30, 2019, 07:54:47 PM

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

sakorick · July 31, 2019, 06:04:15 PM

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

sakorick · August 01, 2019, 10:31:25 AM

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble

Jamie.270 · August 01, 2019, 04:51:30 PM

Earlier today I saw a dwarf prisoner climbing down a wall.
He turned and sneered at me. I thought to myself 'that's a little condescending'.

sakorick · August 02, 2019, 02:28:23 AM

Broken pencils are pointless.

sakorick · August 02, 2019, 07:32:30 PM

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

sakorick · August 03, 2019, 08:41:49 AM

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

sakorick · August 06, 2019, 09:30:57 AM

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

gitano · August 06, 2019, 09:36:42 AM

Quote from: sakorick;153657I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Love that one!

Paul

Jamie.270 · August 06, 2019, 09:51:50 PM

Quote from: gitano;153658Love that one!

Paul

It always gets a rise out of me too.

sakorick · August 16, 2019, 01:31:12 PM

Velcro is a big rip off!

sakorick · August 22, 2019, 03:45:38 AM

If you boil a funny bone you get a laughing stock.