Old Men!!! LOL!!!

[Dragonfly]

An elderly Mississippi man owned a large farm. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up for swimming, with nice picnic tables, horse shoe courts and had planted some large fruit trees...peach and apple.
 
On evening he decided to walk down to the pond to gather some of fruit. As he neared the pond he heard laughter and shouting. As he came closer he saw women dipping in his pond.
 
He made himself known to the women and they all swam to the deeper end of the pond. They yelled at him telling him they weren't coming out until he left.
 
The old man frowned and said "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond."
 
Holding the bucket up he said " I'm here to feed the alligator."
 
Moral to the story: Old men can still think fast on their feet!!!!