Women Are EVIL by Nature!!! LOL!!!

[Dragonfly]

A nice looking woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pup...She gestured to the bartender who approached her immediately.  She signaled he should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
 
"Actually no", he replied
 
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
 
"I'm afraid I can't" breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
 
"Yes. I need you to give him a message." she continued running her forefinger across the bartender"s lips and face.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to ask.
 
"Tell him", she whispered, "there is no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room.":D