Biker bar

[j0e_bl0ggs (deceased)]

One night, the plod was stalking out a rowdy biker bar for possible drink driving violations. At closing time he saw one of the biker's stumble out of the bar, trip over the curb, try his keys in six different bikes before he found his own. Then, sitting on the bike fumbling around for a few minutes, looking like he might pass out right there, every one else left the bar and rode off.  Finally he started his machine and began to pull away at which time the intrepid plod stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyser test. Plod being somewhat amazed could not believe the negative result whereupon he demanded of the biker how this could be possible.
The biker replied "tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[gitano]

I might steal that one.

Paul